The story starts out with me "re-inventing" a cool new game. I'm sorry that is always has to be about drinking, but the game is shot-glass checkers. Instead of using shotglasses we used standard red plastic cups. The board was created on the floor under Zach's rug using ducttape. To add to the chaos two games of checkers were to be play simataniously. Conseptualise a checkers board, you only move on 1/2 the squares. Two games, cups only distinguishable by sharpy design: Excelent game of checkers. We matched up boys vs. girls. ANYWAYS. This is the picture I snapped of Z and Jeff.
A few days later Jeff is fooling around for his first time in photo shop and he created this... Cute... This is what Jeffery B. wants me to blog about...
Psychology of Clown Assault.
I see the greatest factor in assault to be aggression. That alone should be a simple fact to accept. Aggression is the violent-natured discharge from stress. Stress can be defined as the emotions and anatomical responses felt from the blocking of a goal oriented behavior. This can be conscious or subconscious. When aggressions get out of control people often take it out on a 'safe target'. If you get in a fight at work with your boss you very well cannot deck him -unsafe target. According to frustration aggression hypothesis we carry this aggression with us until we can release it on a safer target. Hopefully in the form of a punching bag. I don't want to start ranting about domestic violence, it's a plague on our society. Any specific clown targeting seems to indicate a past negative experience. Perhaps clowns scared poor Jeffery B. in his youth. This could be a lash out again prior constraints. Though most people find clowns hilarious, though it's not uncommon for people to have other stirring emotions. Take Chucky for example, that was some pretty twisted stuff. However, that's what we are dealing with... Jeffery B. My final statement deals with the significance of the creation. Why the fuck did you make that? You're odd...
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Blah, Blah, Blah. Jargon, Jargon, Jargon. We not afraid of them clowns. We just don't allow clowning. Be warned.
The reality of the situation is that clown assault is the leading cause of death among the clown population. This has been a far overlooked problem in the United States, as well as other countries, for decades. With an already high percentage of clown assault related deaths, the current rising trend in clown assault is threatening the survival of the clown race.
But, what is it that leads people to clown assault? The answer, Mr. Cahill, is far simpler than you think it is. The truth is that humans are born with a natural hatred toward clowns and clown related objects. It doesn't have anything to do with feelings or thoughts. It’s all about instincts. When a person sees a clown an enzyme is released in the brain that triggers an aggressive reaction. This enzyme, called clownosteronin, is the one and only reason why so many clowns every year are dying.
But, why is it that only recently we have seen a dramatic increase in clown assault. The reason is twofold.
One, the mass media, especially the internet and cell phones, has allowed groups too form and communicate that it is okay to attack clowns, whether through email, chat rooms, or even subliminal advertising on television. Extremist groups have been brainwashing people subtle messages that increase the amount of clownosteronin the body produces. Many people don’t even know that they had attacked a clown until a loved one or the police find the remains of some giant shoes, or a red nose, hidden their closet.
Second, most processed foods nowadays contain the chemical Monosodium Glutamate. Ever wondered what that is? Well most who think they know will say that it is simply a flavor enhancer, but the disturbing truth is along with its flavor enhancing abilities it is laced with clownosteronin, thus causing more aggression against clowns.
What can be done to prevent this? There are many movements that are trying to end clown assault and clown related aggression. For more information please visit www.clownpenis.fart.
-Bondo 2007
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